I just wanted to tell everybody about this weird nasty masculine looking woman I almost taped but deleted as soon as I taped one glimpse! I saw this woman outside ghetto Wal-Mart today that had these HUGE CALVES!!!! I mean HUGE! I remember in the past I saw this woman who worked in this office I used to work in who calves so big the looked like she had balls under her spandex pants (obviously the only pants she could get her huge legs into). And of course her thighs were the biggest ones I've ever seen in my life. I'd wondered if I'd ever see another woman like that, but the internet gave me hope. A lot of hope. Then I got more hope when I saw this woman today, but she looked too much like a dud in the face that I couldn't tape her! But man, her calves were bigger than most women's THIGHS are able to get! I don't mean normally get on thin or normal women- no! I mean her CALVES were bigger than most THICK thigh women's THIGHS are able to get! That's how big they were! And they weren't balls that almost touched the floor hanging down behind her like the woman I described above that I worked with. They were like barrel shaped! And they were almost as wide as her thighs were! And she had to have her knees wrapped so she could walk and she had a big butt and sounded kind of like a dude, but I was like, "No MAN could have legs this big... right?" WHOA!

Too bad the hope I got didn't make today a good day at all.

Episode #1: Pirated Parody

Well it was my first attempt at writing a parody and when I was done with "Muthu can't code saala", I was one satisfied guy. Right on the same day, I posted it here and 2-3 days later I posted it on my internal corporate blog. I was glad to see that my regular readers and a few strangers were impressed with the outcome. The response on my internal blog was, as usual awesome. I was happy with what was happening with my first parody. The following week, I got a forward with subject line as "Pappu can't code saala"...It was sent to me by a fellow blogger with the matter, "Dude, you are becoming famous...."...the only change in the forward compared to my parody was the renaming of "Muthu" back to "Pappu"...And on reading it, I got to know that it was copied from here (there were minute differences in the versions here and in the internal one)...I was now elated to see that someone liked it so much that they copied it to pass it on to their friends. It was ok with me. So far.
But later that week, as I googled "Pappu can't code saala"....I was amazed to see 6-7 external blogs that had posted this parody, some posted it as a forward (I was fine with it!!) but 2-3 of them posted it as their creation (now this was not acceptable guys) and the rest just posted it, cos they liked it. On commenting in each blog that posted it, 2-3 of them gave me the credits...2 of them accepted it and said they posted it as a forward, one didn't respond as well as unapproved my comment and one even asked me for proof that I wrote it. I had not realized that someone would involve in piracy of a parody!!! Phew...
It was indeed an emotional shake cos I was happy at being emulated in one way and very frustrated in another way...

Episode #2: Girl on the bus

Last weekend as I was going home to Bangalore I boarded the white electronic board wala AC bus in front of my Chennai house. As I looked around for a seat, I managed to find 2 seats one behind the other empty. As you might know, we have a 2+2 arrangement of seats on our buses, the window seats in both the rows were occupied by girls. Given a choice I would have preferred to sit in the front seat...reasons being two...one the seat was closer to the middle exit door...and two, this gal was prettier!! But instead I opted to go and occupy the seat behind, don't ask me why.
As I went towards that seat, the gal there suddenly kept the bag she had on her lap bang on the till-then empty seat. Now what could I do when destiny preferred to make a choice on my behalf. So I asked the pretty gal in the front row if I could occupy the seat next to her...she replied with a smile. The optimistic in me took it for an approval and I parked myself next to her. :P
In my mind, there was this sadness at being shunned by a gal in one case and thrill at being approved by the one I anyways had preferred...an emotional cocktail.

Episode #3: Promotional pain

Mid year promotion list was out...My classmate (and a good friend) who had joined my company on the same day as mine, had made it to the next level...but I was still at the same (not that I had expected, but when he got it...I wondered why I didn't)...So there was I, happy for my dear friend...and sad for myself...
The recent promotion list was out...I made it to the next level (I was more than elated, as I didn't expect due to loads of peer competition in my domain) but both my roommates (who joined same day as me) who had expected remained at the same level....As I went home that evening, I could not be happy for me....not could I be sad for them...
Both the times, the juices in the mind were emotionally cocktailed.

Episode #4: Those could have been mine...

Well...I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when this happened. One noon as I sat in my bay playing with the codes, I got a mail from my classmate. Let me refer to her as Q. This was an unusual mail, as the last time that Q had mailed me was over a year ago inviting me to her marriage (which I did attend). The subject line read "Happy News", so I opened the mail with all curiosity to find that my beloved classmate Q was now a mother of cute little twin daughters. I was excited and immediately replied a "double congratulatory" mail with a pathetic one-liner "one for each of you". Period.
Two days later, I got a call, close to mid-night. It was from London, another classmate (who is a very good and close friend) of mine. Let me call him X. It was just a casual call which he did now, then and whenever he needed free advice. Anyways...when X was done with his side of talking, he asked me what's all happening here in India...So I told him about Q becoming a mother of twin gals. What he uttered, drowned me in an emotional cocktail. I did know, but didn't realise (then) that X was all hearts and mind over Q during our teenage days and had somehow managed to escape from the unbearable pain by escaping to London over a year ago, almost exactly at the time that she got married.
He uttered, "those could have been mine...", to no one in particular. I felt like laughing my guts out but had to silently giggle, while at the same time I felt like I shared his pain...so unbearable.

Episode #5: The Human Manager

Over a week ago, I suddenly had an unusual stomach pain right before lunch on a thursday...so I took permission from my manager and left for the day. There was slight fever that night which subsided the next day, but left me weak and with body pain. So around 11am that friday, I dialled my manager's number to let him know that I would not come in for the day. When I called him and cited the reason, he said "Hey thats ok Sreeram, take care...and do let me know if you need anything at all. I would be glad to help you out. But do take care.". This coming from a senior person who has about 12-15 years of experience came as a pleasant shocker to me. In pain, I was one happy patient.
It did prepare a different cocktail in mind!! :D

Episode #6: Can't recognize voice

Now this friend of mine usually calls me on my cell from her cell. Let's call her Z. I happily pick up and say, "Hellllllllllloooooo Z...blah blah....."
Since she works in my company, she also calls me sometimes on my cell from the office phone (Vnet). And it so happens that whenever she has calls me from the Vnet...I see the number, pick up and:

Me: "Hello...."
Z: "Helllllllllllllllloooooo"
Me: "hmmm...ya..."
Z (now she being in doubt): "Well can I speak to Sreeram?"
Me: "Sreeram here....hmm....Who's this?"
Z: "Hey Duffer, again you didn't recognize my voice...its me...Z speaking"
Me (then as usual): "Hellllllllllloooooo Z...blah blah....."

She calls me from different Vnets to check if I recognize her voice, but the truth is I don't recognize her voice even if its the same number. If I had not stored her number under her name in my cell, I doubt recognizing her voice too. It does make me feel "oh not again" each time she says "again you didn't recognize my voice", but I feel happy that she being the sweet friend that she is...just doesn't mind these "born-with" antics of mine. Dunno, how I should react...happy or confused? ;)

Episode #7: Floater Fiasco

The floaters that I happened to use were about 15 months old and yet in very good condition...but I had got bored wearing the same for that long a period. I was also bored with the brand and design. So I was praying that the floaters would somehow get damaged which would provide me with an opportunity to go-get-a-newer-one.
Last Saturday when I reached Bangalore by the early morning train...I was shocked to see my floaters missing. Someone had flicked it from where I had kept it before boarding on to my upper berth the previous night in Chennai. I was sad over someone having stolen it, and more sad when I realised that I have to make it all the way home on naked foot.
On Sunday, I went to buy a new pair of floaters...and in the showroom, happened to see the same pair which I earlier owned and had got bored. Don't know what happened, I went ahead and bought the same once and over again. On reaching home, my mind had come back to senses. I was sad and frustrated over having bought the same floaters (design and brand-wise) while at the same time, I was happy over getting myself a new pair. I wore it, and jumped up-n-down for quite sometime...my way of mixing the cocktail in my mind!! ;)

Episode #8: Whats-in-a-name?

This friend Z of mine calls me a "Genius" when she's impressed/happy with me over anything....and then she calls me a "Duffer" when she's normal. But offlate (latest trend I can call it), she calls me Genius Duffer....totally oxymoronic...Makes me happy and keeps me grounded, both at the same time...I find myself totally in a cocktail!! :D

Episode #9: Face-off

A friend of mine introduced me to her new roommate over lunch sometime last week. Let me call her G. So my friend introduced us as "This is Sreeram...and this is G."...and over the next 30-40 minutes as we had lunch, we talked on different topics...!!!
On reaching back to my bay, I pinged G over the communicator regarding some matter, only to get a "OMG...you are that blog guy, isn't it?" reaction.
Now the thing was that during lunch, she had not known that this Sreeram was the same one who blogs and had pinged her....
That left me with a scratchy look on the face....now was I supposed to be Happy or was it the time to go "OMG"....emotional remix altogether!! :P

Episode 10...I guess will happen soon!!! ;)

Update: Up there I was guessing about Episode 10 happening soon...but what didn't realise was that it had already happened until I read Isd's comment (first one) here. Thanks to my vacant top floor!! ;) So here I go:

Episode 10: The Dream Seller!!

She was the first stranger who commented on this blog of mine...she was the one who sold dreams...and she responded to me in Hindi...and I was fine with it as I am not challenged when it comes to Hindi...But later as time went by, I got to know that ISD (as I call her) was just learning Hindi (though I found her usage of words flawless) and it was a shock to me when I got to know that she was not an Indian nor had any contacts with India...And how did she learn Hindi? well...by watching SRK movies...I bet I would not be able to learn French or Chinese by watching their movies!! I am happy to find her slowly mastering Hindi, but in awe as to how she must be doing all that!! The mind now whispers "shake those emotions and shout cheers"!! ;)

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  Okay, maybe I will, but I thought that if I asked people thier opinions and told people what I'm up to and what will go on my website in the future people would leave comments, but no one is leaving any. Does this mean nobody cares? I wanted to start writing some posts about my most recent candid video trips and the kind of bbws I came back with videos of, but I'm not writing a thing until somebody leaves a comment on one of the other posts in this blog!

A candid image from South Bank, London

 The first thing I plan on doing is making a little Clip Store on my site to replace my Clips4SaleStore, which is hard to promote seperately and costs a lot. I plan to offer Clips by Email to people who don't want to get a subscription to deal with, or who only want one or two clips and that's all, or to let members buy future videos that I want to share now but that are slated for future updates. (I'm still sticking to the idea of always going through my future archive folders in order, no matter how good some future stuff may be. Plus, it's good to have a bright future to look forward to!). With Clips by Email, people will be able to buy one clip for $1.50, tow for $2.75 or 3 for $3.50, which is about what a monthly membership will cost starting next week.

  The membership options starting next week will be: monthly memberships for $3.50. Standard memberships for 5.95. Three month recurring for $7.50. Six Month Loyalty for $14. It will rebill once at $14, then allow people who are still a member after an entire year to get a rate close to what the original members got of $2.50 for each two months. My first member ever is still a member and paying that rate, as are a few others! I think the loyalty rate will be $3.25 for two months, so the term for the Six Month Loyalty will switch to Bi-monthly for about $3.25 after one year. One Time for $4 will allow people to join for one month ONLY after which thier membership will expire.

  The Clips By Email will work like this: There will be clips all over the page with check boxes under them. When users click the submit button thier email and the videos they checked will be emailed to me and they will be taken to the page with the PayPal payment buttons that they'll need to use to pay for one, tow or three clips at a time. Once they've paid, I will send them the video links, or the actual videos attached if they will fit on an email. Any other files (Vidcaps, raw files etc) that are associated with the videos will be free for purchasing the main video. Movie Length Files will count as two videos. Non-members will be able to request any video that is shown on the tour pages if it's not in the store and they want it, and members will be able to request videos from the previews that aren't in the member's area, but I won't make the vids until after they are paid for. Once videos are paid for I will send the email with the links to the orderer in 24 hours or less.

I also plan on taking longer trips in the end of the summer if I can. If I can get my money together soon enough and the weather stays warm enough long enough I'll probably even go out of state for a while, but I might not do that this summer. I WILL at least go the the next town this summer. I plan on getting near the beach, but in order to actually shoot candid videos ON the beach, I'm going to want the secret camera sunglasses and a new video recorder, stuff I won't be able to afford until '09. I've already shot a lot less ghetto Wal-Mart videos, and will continue to shoot less of them like I am now, so you're going to see the new places I've been to as I get to those updates. Remember, I always have lots of footage I haven't posted yet.

   When I get the money, I'm considering doing a candid video contest where members can submit thier own candid video stuff for the chance to win a small cash prize and "a little fame". Speaking of submitting your own stuff, I'm starting a Yahoo Group for blackstreetbbw about that.
Oh, and more on the new camera stuff- I saw this camera system onlin that's smaller than what I have now and can make 640x480 videos at 30fps! Awesome! It will be awesome to have videos that big again and have 30 frames per second instead of the 20 we're dealing with right now. 20 frames just doesn't show enough jiggle to me.
I'll also be adding stories to the Bonus Section, and games too later on! I canwrite code in Visual Basic, so I can make some games by hand. First I want to make a simple game of 'memory', but someday I want to make game(s) about candid videography. I'm also going to do the compilation video requests that people had put in, repost some videos from other areas of the site in special sections in the Bouns Section plus more stuff. I even plan on doing some morphs and even morphing videos after I find a good morphing program. If anybody knows a good photomanipulation program they'd reccommend that I can get for free let me know!

I've got a little more planned, but I think this is enough for one post! Oh, and some of you make sure you tell me what you think about the Clips By Email idea! I don't have any real online programming stuff to let you do it all online, so I'll be doing it by email to make sure it all works.

Here I go:

6 whatever’s about me:

1) Inflation being on the higher side or not, fuel prices rising or not, recession approaching or not...just doesn't matter to this crazy mind that I have. It just keeps running non-stop 24/7...don't know why.
2) I adore kids, especially baby girls...don't know why.
3) I dream a lot and interestingly remember each of the dream, but only for a short period of time...don't know why.
4) I can remember the names of girls from my Kindergarten classes onwards, but when it comes to names of guys I go blank 80% of the time...I don't wanna know why! ;)
5) I secretly love being the center of attention...but don't know how to react when I'm one. Same situation applies while being elated...don't know why.
6) I tend to make friends easily and most of them last long. Some just drift away and I don't tend to stop them...don't know why.
5 things I miss right now:

1) Playing chor-police with Mahi (Last played: On the last day of my 2nd grade). I loved being the chor (thief) who never missed an opportunity to get caught by the cute inspector Mahi. ;)
2) Scoring centums in Mathematics (Last scored: In 3rd grade...99 in 10th grade boards came nearest to achieving the dream). More than scoring centum, I loved the envious look on my closest competitor's face.
3) Going down the Brigade road in Bangalore, bunking college classes just to get a glance our counterparts from the gals college. I loved the innocent flirting that happened, eye-to-eye.
4) Chai (Tea) at Amir-bhai's theka at my engineering college backgate. I loved the combination of ginger flavoured tea along with high-fat, high-cholestrol half-boiled egg sandwich.
5) The only reason for choosing as well as attending the boring electives. The lady in Red. I just loved being in her vicinity.

10 things I wanna achieve in a decade:

1) Learn to speak technically using the right terminologies and not using the 5th grader grammar English as I tend to do now.
2) Get a post graduate degree.
3) Learn a foreign language...French, Italian or German...as well as an Instrument...Guitar preferrably.
4) Get out of this IT field.
5) Go on a trip to the himalayas at least, if not Switzerland...got to hold fresh snow.
6) Take up writing, professionally.
7) Take part in a marathon.
8) Be well settled in life...financially as well as emotionally.
9) Donate 5-10% of my monthy income...which now is very infrequent and seems impossible.
10) Give more than what I get (be it anything!)...I am trying hard now.

I have already done the 123 book tag so I am skipping it here. I tag the following people:

1) Sanket - Payback time buddy! ;)
2) Isd - My first international tag! pick it up buddy! :D
3) Sujatha - haha...caught ya again!! :mrgreen:
4) Rahul - Just do it, but in your way! ;)

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But the coolest part of this trip on this very hot day was the one that actually was the lowest quality one. There was this bbw of low-average quality, but seeing her made my day because... Well, she had some items in a walker thing and she didn't want or wasn't totally easily able to take her hands off it to use the regular door so she had to squeeze around the revolving door with that walker thing. Her butt was rubbing on the outside of the glass of the door the entire way around! I am SO glad I had my cam at the ready so I could catch that very brief vid, but since it was in my pocket and I whipped it out and it had to adjust to the light from the window I was BARELY fast enough to get that at all. Just barely! I got a little more of her being stuffed in there because she stopped for a very quick breather before walking out of the doorway and completely into the bus station... and straight to the snack vending machine.

 But this hot day that I'm talking about that occured the otherwas not totally good! I did something miraculously stupid that day! You know what I did? I put on my deodorant, but I only put it under one arm! WTF! How did I do that?! That created an embarrasing situation that day when I put the wrong arm up and somebody told me to put it back down!

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 You see that? That's what kind of women I'm looking for every day. I always bring a camera with me everywhere I go, so in case I see a woman like one of the ones in the pictures above or something close I can videotape her! Then I'll be able to post her video on my website!

  There are a lot of websites out there about candid camera PICTURES, but few about VIDEO. Blackstreetbbw is about VIDEO! And all the other sites out there are about skinny white teens on beaches and illegal shots. Of all the sites on the internet, you can count the ones that are even vaguely like mine on one hand, and there are no other sites just like it. Http://www.blackstreetbbw.com is the only paysite in the world about candid videos of BBWs! ...And of course you see the pregnant woman on the banner. A lot of men (not most, but a lot more than you think.) think pregnant women can be hot but won't admit it. I am pretty much the only guy on the internet willing to videotape a pregnant woman without her permission, although a tiny few guys will take a still picture. I can't really advertise pregnant women like I can big breast or booty women because when people on YouTube see something like that thye have it banned, and DailyMotion deleted my whole account when I posted a candid pregnant video on there- like the day after I posted it! But yeah, that's what it's about so now let me show you some of what you'll find on blackstreetbbw on video: