• Choke on it, Heeeeiiigggl! - Egotastic!
• Speaking of nast, here's Cheryl Burke in a bikini (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
• Ball in a court! Lance and Kate "canoodle" on a tennis court - Lainey Gossip
• Lisa Rinna is a total butterlips - Hollywood Tuna
• My kind of graduation speech - Cityrag
• 45-year-old soccer mom or Hayden Panatroll? - Just Jared
• MiserAlba and Baby Honor venture outside - Popsugar
• Ralph Lauren and Marc Jacobs in Gay Pride face-off - Towleroad
• Don't call the Olsen Trolls "twins" - Hollywood Rag
• Johnny Depp is cool - IDLYITW

• Buy me this junk! One of the KITTs from "Knight Rider" is up for sale - Hollywood Rag
• Denise Richards would never tell a lie - IDLYITW
• Salma Hayek and her chichis teach baby how to walk - Popsugar
• Marisa Miller in Ralph Magazine - Egotastic!
• John Mayer and Jenny Aniston take their grossness to Mexico - Just Jared
• What hasn't Jessica Simpson had done? - Cityrag
• Just say "NO" to mom shorts - Hollywood Tuna
• Copycat Coldplay - A Socialite's Life
• DanRad is getting his bare ass ready for Broadway - Towleroad
• Fuggie Fug's thighs need a little botox (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

This is America. This is where your child's stay at home parent is a video game system that costs more than your average monthly car loan payment.

This is where parents push strollers with babies inside while talking on their cell phones, instead of just spending quiet time with their kids.

We are in -everything-, connected to the point of being so separated and isolated from each other that we forget how to actually speak, to engage.

This is where coffee shops are full of people working on lap tops, listening to mp3 players while answering their cell phones at the same time, instead of just having coffee talk.

This is where we hit each other to get close because words have become ineffective.

This is where we juice it up, rage it out, skirt responsibility and blame it on everything we consume.

This is where apathy becomes the solution and everyone is a target audience.

This is America. Don't you want to be like us?

I got this of Vernon and I know my buddies - most of which are "Jantan Durjana" - will enjoy it.

A word of caution: Not Safe for Work

• Now's your chance. Push her! - Egotastic!
• Squinty Zellweger is looking hot....from the neck down - Just Jared
• Megan Fox giving you the finger - Hollywood Tuna
• Avril Lavigne thinks Montreal is in Ontario - IDLYITW
• Andy Baldwin and Marla Maples' posed beach candids (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
• How Orlando met Miranda's parents - Popsugar
• 50 Cent wants his own son evicted - Hollywood Rag
• Paris Hilton's non-human look-alikes - Cityrag
• Jessica Simpson is out of the hospital and looks it - A Socialite's Life
• Shakira's sex tape we never heard of was an April Fool's joke - Guanabee

[Egotastic]

• Johnny Depp contemplates a MAGNUM decision - DListed
  
• Keith Richards on weed: "I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the time." - Hollywood Rag
• George Clooney's hot girlfriend slutting it out - IDLYITW
• Jake is still on crutches! - Popsugar
• When are Tom and Katie going to morph into the one person already? - Just Jared
• Lindsay Lohan's ass looks like a table - Hollywood Tuna
• HO-rrific pictures of Audrina Partridge just keep coming out - Egotastic!
• Speaking of Audrina, her Pop Fiction tattoo is suddenly gone - Popbytes
• Courtney Love holds a meeting outside a subway station - A Socialite's Life
• Celebrities and their wax twins - Cityrag

The same may be true even now.

However, thanks to the unending labor of Egotastic.com, we have found what some believe are the first Ashley Dupre nude pictures. Possibly.

The photo below was allegedly taken from the Emperor’s Club VIP web site, and shows what appears to be a naked Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

We can’t be certain about this, though, because hiding the escort’s face is typical practice for such sites. For obvious reasons, of course.

Still, check it out and see for yourself. Some believe this girl and the hooker caught in the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal are one and the same …

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, or “Amber,” with the Girls Gone Wild gang.

A possible picture of Ashley Dupre naked. Yee-haw.

Whether or not this is Ashley Dupre, does it strike you as something you’d want to shell out $4,300 for? If you want to go home with a short girl with fake boobs, there are about two million of those in the state of New Jersey. Just saying.

Follow this link to see more photos of her at Egotastic …

“You might as well show off what you have before you don’t have it any more!” - Ashley Alexandra Dupre

With those words, the then-teenager who allegedly became “Kristen,” New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s high-priced prostitute, told a Palm Beach Post reporter why she was flaunting her now famous assets for the cameras of Girls Gone Wild.

The place: Miami Beach’s Chesterfield Hotel.
The time: A sweaty afternoon in mid-March 2003.
The star: Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 17, introducing herself as the newest Girls Gone Wild star, “Amber.” She said she was 21, from New Jersey and recently worked as a waitress in North Carolina.

She was already turning heads.

During many hours of drunken revelry at a hotel filmed by Girls Gone Wild, Ashley Dupre photos and video - replete with topless antics and suggestive dancing - were captured for one of the tapes that made Joe Francis a multi-millionaire.

And a man facing up to 10 years in federal prison and many more than that in the fiery pits of hell, but that’s a subject for another time.

Earlier this week, Girls Gone Wild offered her $1 million to pose in her birthday suit. Then the seedy company discovered it didn’t have to shell out the money: Its archives contained 5-year-old footage and pictures of Ashley Dupre.

But even for the producers and cameramen who traveled across America with the single goal of finding drunk girls willing to lift up their shirts, “Amber” took the party to a place where even Girls Gone Wild won’t go.

Ashley Dupre hopped on a table in the middle of a hotel lobby crammed with frat boys and launched into a raunchy strip-tease. That’s when the camera crew packed up and returned to their monster bus to leave town.

Continue reading in the Palm Beach Post …

• Note to Clooney: Just because Pitt can do it, doesn't mean you can - A Socialite's Life
• A Nation rejoices! Paris & Benji are out of Africa - Popsugar
• Jesus loves Olivia Munn - Egotastic!
• Kidman's bump still isn't much of a bump - Just Jared
• Christina Ricci's breasts have passed away (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
• Janice Dickinson's breasts serve a purpose - Hollywood Tuna
• Ashton Kutcher is an idiot - IDLYITW
• Peta wants to help Aretha Franklin, but there's a catch - Hollywood Rag
• Pitt is the new Redford - Cityrag
• Rihanna ditches the S&M gear - The Bastardly

• Jessica Simpson has finally found a man on her intelligence level - Popsugar
• HoHan's lesbian pizza party (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
• Johnny Depp really loves his fans - IDLYITW
• Keeley Hazell is topless and she's loving it - Egotastic!
• Emma B is the new Jordan - Hollywood Tuna
• Obviously that gastric bypass shit didn't really work out for Carnie Wilson - Just Jared
• David Hernandez to be a Rent boy? - Towleroad
• Penny and Javier invade France - A Socialite's Life
• Brit Brit almost never takes off her shades - Hollywood Rag
• Hot pizza upskirts - Cityrag
• Flavor of Love 3 ups the skank level - Vh1 Blog

• Rocky from Vh1's "I Know My Kid's A Star" Is My New Idol - Jezebel
• Kim Kardashian's new perfume line - Hollywood Tuna
• And what the fuck is that slut Kim wearing? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
• Audrina Partridge is nekkid - Egotastic!
• Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his girlfriend wear matching douch jackets - Just Jared
• Breaking! Angie Jolie is not perfect - IDLYITW
• Kate and Owen hold hands - Popsugar
• Tom Brady's package - A Socialite's Life
• Sunset Thomas is pure class - Hollywood Rag
• Pretty In Pink: Then & Now - Cityrag

• Yeah, she looks interested - Popsugar
• Kathleen Robertson is in a bikini and pregnant?! Since when? - Egotastic!
• Barron Trump has his daddy's hair - Just Jared
• Patricia Heaton finally covers up her no-belly button (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
• Jodie Foster attracts the crazies - IDLYITW
• Carmen Electra in a Crocker Jeans ad, but where are the jeans? - Hollywood Tuna
• Xtina is on the breastfeeding diet - Hollywood Rag
• Celebrity tattoos - Cityrag
• White killer whale caught on film - SAYOR
• "Fame" the reality show? It's gonna live for seconds! - A Socialite's Life

After the loss he took at the hands of Birdman, Djimon (Suurpriise!) and well Kimmora Lee still being allowed into the Phat Farm offices, he seems to have bounced back.

One of the illest white girls in the game. Can't front, they're all hype.

I wouldn't smash right away though... especially not under these conditions, nor if she's looking like that

She could get it... only while she's pregnant though.