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DRAGON PEARL JASMINE TEA

Good Morning! Okay it isn’t morning but it is time for tea! Today I tried the sample I received from Harney & Sons the other day. 364 palabras más

Life

Mystery Man by Bateman

Reviewed by Matthew Berenguer

Humor and mystery struck me as an odd pairing, and it doesn’t get any odder than the unnamed narrator of Colin Bateman’s Mystery Man. 281 palabras más

Review

Sunday snicker

Three young Irish candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: the Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man’s penis. 158 palabras más

Humor

When Your Pigs Won't Sweat

The other day I was attempting to chat with an evangelizing atheist who just suddenly  mentioned that, “pigs don’t sweat.” If you know anything about these guys, you will know this is not all that unusual. 793 palabras más

One of The Best Compliments Ever

“Are you a Christian, Jay teacher?”

“What?” She caught me off guard, “What makes you say that?”

“Well my mom said that Christians are good people who care about others and help people, so you have to be Christian.” 229 palabras más

Philosophy

My Superior Posterior - A Poem

Your posterior is inferior

To my posterior,

Because I can move one cheek at a time

And you said you can’t do that.

I can make them dance.

Poem

The Morning I Went For Two Runs

I went for two runs this morning, Modern Philosophers.

That wasn’t at all the plan, of course, but that’s what happens when Mother Nature decides to get involved in my fitness routine. 492 palabras más

Humor