It happened on a weekend. I was bored at the time (which is my natural state of being), so I decided to find someone to mess with on Omegle. 467 palabras más
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I have a crush on Ricky Martin…again. The last time I had a school girl crush was when I was actually a school girl. But something about being sandwiched between a bunch of screaming Latina’s while gazing lustfully at Ricky Martin’s pecs awakened feelings in me that I thought we long dead. 276 palabras más
Inherently Fancy. It’s not a hooker reference, if that’s what you’re thinking.
Years ago, my friend and I were in a high-octane “business meeting,” which looked a lot like us sitting jobless for hours at a cafe (we took notes, ergo “business”), getting wicked caffeine buzzes and discussing possible routes to the fortune and glory that no doubt lay in our future, when dear Lea says “that is your tagline; Inherently Fancy. 222 palabras más