I was a baby. Born with a vulva and an expectation of greatness.
I was my mother’s possession. She wanted the world to think SHE had the cutest, smartest, funniest child in this planet. 112 palabras más
EUGENE, OR—Saying that he felt too cold to be out in the snow, a cunning linguist gained entrance into a woman’s Volvo.
“I was just so tired from drawing Venn Diaphragms of eggcorns all day that I decided I had to take a break in someone’s old banger, so I saw her and thought, sure, a 40-year-old Volvo would do,” said Professor Richard Anderson. 98 palabras más
Lyricise – “Cheer! For Pansies And Pussies: Virtue Through Vulgarity”
Pussy is delightful,
Pussy is indelible,
Pussy is a delectabe treat … that can’t be beat! 115 palabras más